sexta-feira, 23 de dezembro de 2016

Quem são as pessoas mais importante da tua vida?

terça-feira, 13 de dezembro de 2016

Trump´s first day in office

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

 

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

 

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

 

Trump: The Democrats created them.

 

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

 

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

 

CIA: We can't do that.

 

Trump: Why is that?

 

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

 

Trump: I don't care.

 

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

 

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

 

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

 

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

 

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

 

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

 

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

 

Trump: Why not?

 

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

 

Trump: What? Why?

 

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

 

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

 

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

 

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

 

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

 

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

 

FBI: We can't do that.

 

Trump: Why not?

 

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

 

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

 

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

 

Trump: Why not?

 

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

 

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

 

USCIS: You cannot do that.

 

Trump: Why?

 

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

 

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

 

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!

segunda-feira, 28 de novembro de 2016

Uma mensagem para a Humanidade

Filhinha do Papai...


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sábado, 19 de novembro de 2016

Terra - Imagens inesquecíveis


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Imagine


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Curiosidades Interessantes


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Cuanto cuesta el billete de metro en Dubai?


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Novo Vídeo de Jean Michel Jarre


                                             

jeanmicheljarre carregou Jean-MichelJarre on Childhood #JMJSeries

 

 

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New Album Oxygene 3 // Oxygene Trilogy Out 02.12.2016
https://lnk.to/JMJ-Oxygene3
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JEAN-MICHEL JARRE has been one of the pioneering forces throughout the electronic music scene over the last four decades, having originally made his name in the 1970s for his critically acclaimed album OXYGENE.
OXYGENE was unmistakably a catalyst that set electronic music well on its way to becoming the behemoth that it is today, with JEAN-MICHEL's music and follow through albums (Equinoxe, Magnetic Fields, RendezVous, Chronology) breaking down boundaries of composing and production paving the path for what has become today the most popular genre of music of all time. With over 80 million albums sold worldwide to date, musicians and contemporary DJs often refer to JARRE's influence and innovation, not only for his music but also for his singular vision and creation of outdoor concerts experience.  JEAN-MIC... (mais)

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quarta-feira, 4 de maio de 2016

Novo Vídeo de Jean Michel Jarre


jeanmicheljarre carregou Jean-Michel Jarre - Electronica Vol 2: The Heart of Noise - Albumplayer Have a listen into the new ...

                                             
jeanmicheljarre carregou Jean-Michel Jarre - Electronica Vol 2: The Heart of Noise - Albumplayer
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Have a listen into the new Jean-Michel Jarre Album "Electronica Vol 2: The Heart of Noise"

the new album will be released on may 6.:
► iTunes: http://smarturl.it/Electonica2_iTunes
► Amazon: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_AmaCD
► AmazonMp3: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_AmaMp3
► AppleMusic: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_AppleMu
► Spotify: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_Stream

Preorder as digital download and receive „The Heart of Noise Pt 1 & 2" right away.

For more informations please visit:
http://jeanmicheljarre.com
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domingo, 24 de abril de 2016

Coro Senhor dos Aflitos, Deus nos Acolhe


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ACML Musical Mamma Mia (pt1) (Mamma Mia!)


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ACML Musical Mamma Mia (pt2)


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quarta-feira, 20 de abril de 2016

A DROGA DO SÉCULO XXI


A DROGA DO SÉCULO XXI... (vêr até mesmo ao fim)
 

A DROGA DO SÉCULO XXI

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

domingo, 17 de abril de 2016

Três Ilhas Especiais


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Acordo sem Acordo no BPI?

Concerto de Reis da ACML (2010-01-09)


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Missa 90 Anos de AMÁLIA


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La Boda


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quinta-feira, 14 de abril de 2016

Jean Michel Jarre em novo vídeo

 

jeanmicheljarre carregou Jean Michel Jarre With Peaches Track Story Watch the track story to "W...

                                             
jeanmicheljarre carregou Jean Michel Jarre With Peaches Track Story
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Watch the track story to "What you want" feat. Peaches.

You can preorder the new album "Electronica 2: The Heart of Noise" here:
► iTunes: http://smarturl.it/Electonica2_iTunes
► Amazon: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_AmaCD
► AmazonMp3: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_AmaMp3
► AppleMusic: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_AppleMu
► Spotify: http://smarturl.it/Electronica2_Stream

Preorder as digital download and receive „The Heart of Noise Pt 1 & 2" right away.

For more informations please visit:
http://jeanmicheljarre.com
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