segunda-feira, 8 de junho de 2009

sEx iS fUnNy


§êX Is funny

You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

Thanksgiving,

Tuesday,

Thursday,

Today,

Tomorrow,

Thaturday?

Thunday?

Every Thucking day!



Sex is:

like Nokia (connecting people)

like Nike (Just do it)

like Pepsi (ask for more)

like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

like me (too good to be true)



Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex!



Top 10 Places to have sex:

In your bed

In your parents bed

In a car

On a washing machine, while running

In a hot tub

On a beach, down in the sand

On a comfy couch with the TV on

On a waterbed

A plane bathroom

In the rain



Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies

In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

In front of all of your friends

In a phonebooth

In your best friend's bed

At Grandma's house

At school

In your dirty basement

In the street

ON-LINE



Top three things to say before having sex:

I love you (but only if you mean it)

Rock my world

Let's get ready to RUMBLE...



Top three things NOT to say before having sex:

Is this gunna hurt?

Sure....I've done this thousands of times...

Are you sure it's on there?



Top 3 things to say after sex:

Are you sure this was you're first time?

Gotta cigarette?

Wanna do it again?



Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

That was IT??

I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya

OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!


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